Trump'd

Harrison was putting away the bath toys when I came in the bathroom to dry him off.

He said, "I'd better hurry or I'll get fired."
I said, "Who's going to fire you? Do you know what fired means?"
H: "Yes, it means you don't have a job anymore."
Me: "You're right."

Pause.

H: "What about firefighters?"
Me: That would be a conundrum if firefighters got fired, huh?"
H: They couldn't get fired because they have water hoses."

I love the way kids think.